How can i be more like Charlie Sheen?

Okay, first you got to get yourself some tiger blood. Then go out to the nearest street corner and pick up a couple prostitutes, they'll act as your resident Goddessess" They're really easy to find, just sprinkle some cocaine onto the street, they'll congregate like chickens to feed. Next you got to get you some education in the arts of Warlocking... Pick up a book at your nearest store, I think they're on sale right now actually.... After you got all that, you need to start to develop a WINNING mentality.. Start to refer to yourself as super-bitchin', and also try to incorporate Duh into every sentence. With that you should be fine. That's the basic Charlie Sheen level. BUT! If you want to go above and beyond, try to get yourself this new drug that just hit the market. It's called Charlie Sheen. If you get that, you'll be BI-WINNING!!! That's really your basic guide to become more like the incomparable Charlie Sheen!